This fun page is for all of the mothers of the world who lovingly try to teach their kids some of life's most important lessons.
In the end, little brats just end up growing into bigger brats without learning a thing, but hey, at least mothers try their best to teach them something along the way! Thanks, and enjoy the jokes! :)
My Mother Taught Me About...
1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home."
What Mom Taught Me 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....
"You are going to get it when we get home!"
3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you! Don't talk back to me!"
4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
What Mom Taught Me 5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
7. My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
What Mom Taught Me 8. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
9. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...
"You're just like your father."
10. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
What Mom Taught Me 11. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
And last but not least...
12. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you....Then you'll see what it's like!"
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Well I have been told I have transmission fluid in my blood and have been in the auto business for 20 years. My current incarnation is as the owner of a regional car listing service in the Triangle/Piedmont areas of North Carolina. I service small family owned dealers who cannot afford the "big guys". My dealers are represented on rtpusedcars.com as well as 6 other listing services. Any question or comments from other "car people" are always appreciated. Phyllis
I have a windshield wiper motor, 6 volt electric, by Dyneta, of Syracuse New York. From what I can tell it must be from an open vehicle from about 1929. I do have pictures if anyone thinks they might have some idea what it is for.
BEWARE!!! I purchased transmission from this company, recieved it in a broken state. 2nd gear band strut sheared. This was before i even drove it, the professionals i hired found it on a test drive. After 3 days of calling and runarounds finally had conversation with company owner. Told me it was my problem, said they bench test all transmissions and that the transmission shop broke it by brake torqueing the truck during the test drive. The transmission is SUPPOSSED to be rated for 900 hp, my truck only makes 400hp, no way to possibly break it; not to mention i dont know of a trans shop test drive that involves burn outs. I told him it was his responsability to replace part and pay for labor. He told me it was my problem but he could ship me the part for free. After i paid to have my new transmission fixed, i was driving it down the road and it slips on the interstate; cant even handle 1/2 throttle. Not a 900 hp rated tranny. The factory tranny was in better condition than the one i purchased. What good is a warranty if you can not reach the company it is warrantied through. I will be purchasing a transmission from SUNCOAST TRANSMISSIONS, have friend in excavating business he hauls a 797 deer trac hoe behing his 3500 cummins and has a SUNCOAST TRANNY; NO PROBLEMS!
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i have a 96 mustang and a 97 mustang im wanting to sell. i was looking for a body but couldnt find one. the 96 mustang is black and has a manual transmission. its has a lot of body damage and the motor knocks. good for parts and the transmission. the 97 has an automatic transmission but the body damage is beyond repair. the engine and transsion are good and it is good for parts. i can sell the seats or rims or whatever parts you need but i would really like to just sell the whole car and get rid of it. email me if you are interested, yourstupe@yahoo.com i live in summerville southcarolina.
New here to this nieghborhood if any body wants advice on problems with their cars let me know I try the best to answer your questions. I'm old car nut.
I am a used car dealer north of Atlanta in Canton, Georgia. If you have a question that is car related, about buying a car or financing then let me know and I will try to help. If you need a car, part, repair, paint / body work or accessories (especially car audio or video) then I am your man.