Sharing everything A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."
just wanted to know how this whole bidding thing works and if i were to win a listing where do i go on from there before i get myself into something...
An engineer and a programmer A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.
The programmer leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game.
The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The programmer persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5."
Again, the engineer politely declines and tries to get to sleep.
The programmer, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $100!"
This catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.
The programmer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the programmer.
Now, it's the engineer's turn. He asks the programmer "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"
The programmer looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers--all to no avail.
After about an hour, he wakes the Engineer and hands him $100. The engineer politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The programmer, more than a little miffed, shakes the engineer and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the engineer reaches into his wallet, hands the programmer $5, and turns away to get back to sleep.
1997-2004 Ford Mustang Ignition Cylinder Switch Lock We will REKEY this lock to your CURRENT key for free! ************************************************************************ This auction is for (1) One NEW Ignition Cylinder Lock Switch for a Ford Mustang 1997-2004 comes with 2 Primary Ignition Keys (non-transponder). This ignition Cylinder can be CODED with your original key if you send in your KEY CODE or a COPY of your Original KEY. Or it can be CODED to two NEW Keys.
I am being given a '67 Mustang. My wife and I will have to decide whether to keep it or not (neither of us drive stick, lol). What would be the best way to find its value? If it were a newer car I would just look at comparables or check NADA or KBB.
It was my grandfather's. He was a Ford mechanic for over 40 years, and the original owner. I hate to part with it, but we need the money. But I can't afford a 50-75 buck insertion fee right now on Ebay.
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