I let some muffins sit on my range overnight one time, and also forgot to turn the oven off. The next morning the muffins were hard as a rock, so I threw them out in the river thinking the ducks would eat them after they absorbed the water and make them soft. Hours later I came home from work to find the muffins had NOT absorbed a single drop of water and had in fact came in with the tide as if they were not in the river for 12 hours. Sooooo... I glued some magnets to the backs of the muffins and use them on my refrigerator