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Anyone know any Yarn, Crochet jokes??? I need a good laugh...

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Anyone know any Yarn, Crochet jokes??? I need a good laugh...
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Jan 29, 2008 3:20 PM
by gurglefish-creations )
Cam: What yarn do sheep rustlers knit with?
Jason: What?
Cam: Steel wool.

-- Cam A., Holliston, Mass.
Too cute...
Useful Funny
What do you call a bunch of crocheters working by the side of the road? A chain gang! There is another answer, but it's naughty.
by twas4-2 )
Jan 29, 2008 6:44 PM
hahahah! Thanks!
by gurglefish-creations )
Jan 30, 2008 6:26 AM
I just call myself a happy hooker... makes me giggle!
by itcanbyours615 )
Feb 3, 2008 9:14 PM
That joke kept me in stiches! Carol
by twas4-2 )
Feb 4, 2008 4:58 PM
thanks i needed a good laugh, am in lots of pain, my name is mary, could you please tell me how do i sign up for this crochet program, love to crochet, just dont understand how to sign up. thank you so much. queenwitchie@att.net
by queenwitchie )
Feb 27, 2008 7:21 PM
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crochet.
Crochet who?
Crochet can you see?

While are crocheters like frogs? Because they both ripit, ripit, ripit.
by twas4-2 )
Feb 29, 2008 8:21 PM
I'm not sure what you are asking when you say sign up? Carol
by twas4-2 )
Feb 29, 2008 9:04 PM
Sorry you're in pain Mary-hope you feel better soon- glad we can have some laughs here!! Hey everyone- please open your guestbooks- please sign mine and I'll sign your!! Thanks! Happy Selling everyone!!
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by gurglefish-creations )
Mar 1, 2008 5:28 PM
Grandma changed
In the dim and distant past
When life's tempo wasn't so fast,
Grandma used to rock and knit,
Crochet, tat and baby sit.

When the kids were in a jam,
They could always call on Gram.
But today she's in the gym
Exercising to keep slim.

She's checking the web or surfing the net,
Sending some e-mail or placing a bet.
Nothing seems to stop or block her,
Now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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by gurglefish-creations )
Mar 5, 2008 7:41 AM
I don't know how to open a guest book. I like the poem, I know I've been off my rocker for a long time! Carol
by twas4-2 )
Mar 6, 2008 7:07 PM
Hi Twas4-2 - go to your My World Page the guestbook edit button is below your Feedback above the Blog area. Hope this helps!
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by gurglefish-creations )
Mar 10, 2008 1:48 PM
I found it!
by twas4-2 )
Mar 10, 2008 5:05 PM
we may pull your chain or may just string you along. But in the end we're all fastened off and turned around.
by dfau2811 )
May 3, 2008 9:15 PM