Q: How do you double the value of a Chevy? A: Put gas in it.
Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy? A: You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets? A: So Chevy owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q: How much wood could a GM truck haul if a GM truck could haul wood? A: As much as the Ford towing it.
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a Tampon? A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope
Q. Why do Chevys have magnetized bumpers A. To pick up the parts that fall off other Chevys
Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds? A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy's owners manual? A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, "I'll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy"? A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill? A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call two Chevy's at the top of a hill? A. A mirage.
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes? A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill? A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don't Chevy's sustain much damage in front end collisions? A. The tow truck takes most of the impact.
Q. What do you call Chevy passengers? A. Shock absorbers.
Q. How do you improve the appearance of a Chevy? A. Park it between two Fords
Q. Whats the difference between a Chevy and a shopping cart? A. A shopping cart is easier to push.
Q. Why did GM put heaters in the tailgates of their new trucks? A. To keep their hands warm when they are pushing the truck into the shop
Q. Why are the new GM trucks more aerodynamic? A. So they will save the Fords gas when the Ford tows them away.
Q. What did the Ford say to the Chevy? A. Would you like a tow home?
Q. How can they improve the new Chevy truck? A. Put a Ford engine in it.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To push his Chevy into the shop
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A. Because his Silverado got stuck.
Q. Why are the Chevy dealerships giving away a dog with every purchase A. So the owners have someone to walk home with.
CHEVROLET= Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
CHEVROLET= Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time.
CHEVROLET= Can Hear Every Valve Rattle, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks.
CHEVROLET= Cheap Heavy Equipment, Very Rusty, Overly Loved, Eventually Towed
CHEVY= Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
GMC= Garage Man's Companion
GMC= Garbage Manufacturing Company
GMC= Gotta Mechanic Coming
GMC= Gay Mans Chariot
GM= General Mistake
GM= Glued Metal
GM - Mark of Ignorance
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Chevy, YOU ride in it!!!"
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If it wasn't for our Chevy's, our tools would rust.
From the past 10 years, about 95% of Chevy trucks are still on the road. The rest made it home.
Have you seen the new speed limit signs? They say "Speed limit 65, Chevys-do the best you can"
Thats not a leak, my Chevy's just marking its territory.
Buy a Chevy and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.
I could never keep a Chevy under me, I was always under the Chevy.
Speed Kills, Drive a Chevy and live forever.
You can Ford a stream, you can Dodge a stream, but a Chevy will sit and rust in a stream.
A Texan was talking big in a bar one night about how much money he had, how many women he had been with and how much land he owned. A young man, growing tired of all the big talk finally asked the Texan, "Just how much land do you actually own"? The Texan tipped back his cowboy hat and said to the young man " Well sonny let me put it to ya like this, I can get in my pickup at sunrise, drive all day long, skip lunch and still not get to the other side of my property by sundown". The young man shot back quickly, " Oh yeah, I know what you mean, I used to own a Chevy truck too"!
Here I sit brokenhearted Wishing that my Chevy started But it didn't so thats a wrap I think I'll shoot this piece of cr@p
no why this ain't funny? cuz for some reason i just bought my first chevy!!!!!!!!!!!! biggest mistake in my life----i hate it and it hates me looking for a ford again so i can love my truck and pull the chevy to a junkyard!!!!
Everything that you said was true and I can appreciate someone who has the balls to post it. Why is it we Ford DRIVERS have to so often help these Chevy pushers? Anyway Man, you got one cool video there! Quit turning the wheels to the left so hard. I know you are just trying to slow down but it makes it look like your showboating.
FORD'S are the cheapest vehicle on the road... Zero qaulity and poor engineering... thats pretty obvious. Come on guys, there is a reason why there is a CHEVY in every offroad truck, sandrail, boat etc that wins races and hauls the mail. Theres no denying that!!!!
tbb158, The reason is easy. Chevy put out a high amount of parts, particularly engines that are cheap & easy to come by. That is all there is to it. That actually makes Chevys the cheapest on the road doesn't it? 350s are a dime a dozen. There's no denying that!!!
not all fords have to be big and bad to do the job. i work for a carnival from ny to nc 8 months out of the year. I picked up a 89 ranger with 4 cylinder 5 speed for 500 in ny. At the end of the season I loaded a 5x8 cargo trailer and the 8 foot bed of the truck to the helt. Than made a 850 mile trip from nc to ny through the mountain than into 2 feet of snow. the small truck never let me down. fired up every day. had over 250 thousand on it. Still ran after a deer took out the front end. Try that with a s10
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