I am always looking for a new funny Cop T-Shirt to add to my personal collection. I have been selling on E-Bay a T-Shirt that says "God Made Police So Firemen Would Have HEROES" (It is great to wear at the GYM, the hose draggers love it) If you have a funny phrase that I could use on a T-Shirt and sell on E-Bay, let me know, I may get it printed!
I've got this phrase on a button from a trade show many years ago. "I Became a Cop so I Could be in a Business Where the Customer is Always WRONG". Sad, but sometimes very true.