OK I was driving down the street in the patrol car and a large 6 foot male came running towards my cruiser yelling help me. So I stopped. Next thing I now this guy jumps into my cruiser's back seat and said arrest me I have warrants. Come to find out he got caught with another woman and was involved in a domestic dispute with his wife. Dumb criminal....Any one has any good stories that are funny? I am finding this page as a good way to vent and release stress as this job is very stressful. Look foward to hearing some stories.
hahaha. OK I'm not funny...I will try to think in my 9 years of something. Some of the ones I do remember is not so clean so I don't think I can tell it here. Especially female fun toys and such.
We had a guy who was really a girl. Same as you I was driving and watched them get plowed by a car in front of me as they tried to cross the road maybe 13 car lengths away. The He/SHE got up and and hobbled away. I was stunned she got hit at about 30 MPH. I followed behind her shined the light on her and kept yelling for her to stop. She yelled blow me. When I finally got her to stop, her eyes looked like silver dollars ( huge ) and her breath smelled like gasoline. She kept saying the same thing over and over again. PEEL ME, I'M AN ORANGE I about $hit. I had to really try hard to keep from laughing. On the street you never know what you are going to run into. These people are all wacked out on all kinds of stuff.
About 8 mos. ago my partner and I got called to a fight at a bar.(Go figure) Once on scene it was obvious who the troublemakers were so we arrested them and placed them in the back of my cruiser together to stew with my dash cam recording.After returning from the jail I was watching the footage only to realize that somehow one of the guys had tossed a bag of MariXXXna in the parking lot.They sat in the back of my car (while I was absent) and proceeded to describe where it was, what it was, how much it was, and what it was in. After seeing this I left the office and went back to the scene and there it was just as it was described. About a week later he came in to fill out a written statement of the nights events in the event of a law suit.When he was finished he handed me the statement and thanked me and I handed him a citation for simple possession and thanked him. He of course denied it and I asked him if he wanted to watch the tape. He declined....
for the guy/girl that said stressful job...your kidding right? free gas, free car, freedom to speed at your leasure. please, give me that stress. oh yeah, being able to abuse your authority. guess that could be stressful. PLEASE. easiest job on earth. try sweating for a living...
I work for an Oregon Sheriff's Office running the arraignment courtroom for our court security division. One day during arraignments this lady (who was in jail for severely beating her husband with the help of another man) is having her charges read to her by the district attorney. He reads the charges (Assault II and Unlawful Use of a Weapon), finishes reading the complaint and sits down. The judge finishes what he has to say (assigning counsel, next court date, etc.) and then asks the woman if she has any questions. She looks straight at the judge, in open court and on record and asks "He didn't die?"......now that intent has been established, Attempted Murder charges are being considered. LOL!
This one happened about ten years ago. My partner and me were about to take lunch. Radio puts out a Robbery in Progress at a local bank. What goes through our mind is "This figures". Anyway, we are enroute. One suspect robs the bank with a note. The getaway driver is across the street waiting in his own car. Yes, his own car. He was parked in a business office parking lot. An employee who worked in the business office was suspicious of the getaway driver because of the way he was parked just sitting there and the business office employee writes down the license plate number. Well, his partner gets back to the car with the money and off they go. Another officer arrives first and gets the details including the description and license plate of the getaway vehicle. Right away, we start another unit towards the home of the owner of the car (Turns out to be the driver). Nobody is home but he sits on it. Keep in mind that the get away driver lives about 5 miles from the bank. Well, my partner and me are still looking in the immediate area of the bank for the get away vehicle. After about 30 minutes, we give up and decide we will just take our lunch at the substation. While driving to the substation, what do we see? The getaway vehicle stopped at a gas pump. Occupied by 1 in the passenger seat. As we hit the lights, and air what we had found, the driver comes out of the gas station with (2) 40 oz's and cigarettes. We make two easy apprehensions. It's not that funny until you consider the fact that the gas station is right across the street from the substation. We couldn't figure out what the hell they were doing for 30 minutes after the Robbery but we didn't really care.
First let me say, I have the HIGHEST respect for ALL our "Boys in Blue". I thank you for keeping our streets safe! I want you ALL to go home to your families at the end of your shift safe & healty. The "eye candy" your uniforms provide... Woo Ha BABY! And I don't hesitate to tell my local boys JUST how great they look & how much I appreciate what they do. BUT, After getting a well deserved ticket I felt I needed to discuss with the TROOPER a better way of handling the discussion process after my ticket was handed to me. In MY OPINION, while in uniform, you Boys should be held higher than the law! In my eyes you ALL wear wings & halos! After paying my ticket I went to The Post to discuss better language skills with this TROOPER, do NOT call him OFFICER! The City Boys told me to call him Deptuy & REALLY piss him off but I digress here. Right there in The Post this TROPPER had the audacity to lie to me! Saying he never said the words he said, never speaking to me in the tone he did, or as rudely as he did! A 2 year rift between us ensued, This TROOPER stole my "safely net" away, spoiling the trust I HAD for ALL you Boy in Blue. One bad apple does spoil the bunch was my opinion & it took the City boys a very long time to bring my trust back around. You see, I'm single, a survivor of rape & childhood night terrors. When bad dreams awake me what have I always done? In my mind I bring in you Boys in Blue with your wings & halos to save my day! I understand you have a diffucult job to say the least. But while you are wearing THAT uniform, tasty as it is, you must remember how you may be impacting someones life!!! Following my experience in The Post, EVERYDAY that I ran into that TROOPER my day was ruined. I was in TEARS for the remainder of the day and HE KNEW what effect he had on me thus stood even closer to me in public places. To this day that TROOPER continues to deny doing anything wrong. Don't they give ya'll classes on appropriate language skills? Thanks for a job well done and come off your shift safe! You've GOT to love a man in uniform! WOO HA BABY!!!
Thexarm If I worked as a Forest Ranger watching Trees Grow then I would be saying the same as you. Or you are just a sled that your department needs to trade in for a newer model. Don't even have a story to tell because you have none. Wantabe couldnt be so had to be a HOSE MONKEY...If I slept through my shift and ate 15 times a day I would be STRESS FREE HAHAHA.
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