Imagine a cartoon,if you will about an Oregon Ducks practice for the big civil war game tomorrow.Think Disney.
We go behind the scenes at a ducks practice.
It appears to be a military games in progress . . . .complete with flying formations and heavy artillery ! ! !
The General calls a meeting . . . steps to the chalk board.
"Now you quacks . . . we average 50 points a game. . .How?
"We get 25 yards per play"
"Now here's what we are going to do against the beavers . . . "
Come up to the line for the snap.The quarterback yells "2+2"
While the Beavers all get there calculator out to "go figure" we stuff the ball in a pumpkin cannon and blast it into the receiver duck (who is on a fly pattern) and the force of the blast pegs him into the end zone(with fur and feathers flying in all directions.)
Next time we go up to the line . . . we get the loudspeaker to play the Campbell soup commercial.When the mom Calls out"Ladainian ,Your soups ready . . .I put some chunky oak and sawdust in it !" When all the beavers look up to see if it is Their Mom Calling . . . .We shoot the cannon and peg the end zone with another fly pattern.